Tuesday, May 20, 2008

The Home-boy Stance


Perhaps I will be ridiculed for this...and perhaps no one else has ever noticed this. But Giordi, if you read this, you know I'm right. There is a particular stance that I have begun to label as the "home boy or home girl" stance. In other words, homeschooled stance. Granted, there are other people that execute this stance that are simply shy or socially awkward, but I tend to find that most of these individuals are indeed home boys and girls. If you would like to attempt this stature, please do the following:

1. Stand with feet one to three inches apart.
2. Bend your right knee slightly in towards your other knee.
3. As you do so, drop your left arm to your side...let it dangle.
4. Then take your right hand and grab your left elbow/forearem behind your back.

Congratulations! You have done it! Now, I don't exactly know why this is the case...but it is. Watch for it. You see people of all ages executing this particular stance. Happy watching.

3 comments:

Unknown said...

oh wow so true!! that is so funny! I love the play by play of how to accomplish this stance! =)

.:meagan.rae:. said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You can't forget the shify-eyed, no head movement-stare periodically scanning from side to side to scope out their environment.

Giordi said...

"This is exactly why kids should go to public school," said the public school teacher. Really, the ridicule will break even the most home schooled of home schoolers.